bad news wii good news wii

simon gave it away yesterday.
maybe i should have removed his name too… but i didn’t think it was that big a clue.
oh well :)
answer for yesterday’s quote:
die hard with a vengance (die hard 3). John McClane talking to Simon (quote 1). John McClane talking to Zeus (quote 2). die hard rocks. they may be making a number 4…
and today’s quote:
“Don’t you think I realize what’s going on here, miss? Who do you think I am, huh? Don’t you think I know that if I was some hotshot from out of town that pulled inside here and you guys made a reservation mistake, I’d be the first one to get a room and I’d be upstairs relaxing right now. But I’m not some hotshot from out of town, I’m a small reporter from “Rolling Stone” magazine that’s in town to do an exclusive interview with Michael Jackson that’s gonna be picked up by every major magazine in the country. I was gonna call the article “Michael Jackson Is Sitting On Top of the World,” but now I think I might as well just call it “Michael Jackson Can Sit On Top of the World Just As Long As He Doesn’t Sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel ‘Cause There’s No Niggers Allowed in There!” ”
can you name the film?

the hint for today:
its an oldie (mid 80’s) and a comedy. they made 3 of them.
EXTRA HINT:
the character is a policeman.
EXTRA EXTRA HINT:
umm… he also played an entire family in a more recent film.

good news for the uk:
schpat mentioned that he heard a report on the radio that may intrest you…
apparently our good buddy snoop (fuckwit) doggy (gumster) dogg (oxygen thief) has been banned from entering the uk.
that’s right :) persona non grata.
you fight in our airports: no soup for you! you come back never again!!!
that’ll teach him to be a violent, antisocial fuckwit.
actually it probably won’t. but if you live in the uk he won’t be your problem anymore.
reminds me of wesley snipes who entered south africa on a fake passport.
he would have been fine except flags were raised as the passport passed inspection, but was a little dodgy.
and then he tried to leave the country on the same passport and got nabbed.
persona non grata.
no more mr snipes in south africa.
of course wesley snipes was banned for doing something stupid (why was he using a fake south african passport anyway?) and not for being a violent menace to society.
hell… i’d swap with the uk. they can keep stoop(id) doggy dogg and ban snipes, and we’ll forgive snipes and ban snoop.
but since i’m not involved in foreign affairs i guess that’ll never come about.
think about it: what would the country be like if i was head of foreign affairs???
btw: i did not mispell gangster. for all you non-southafricans who haven’t had a saffer bore you to death about sa already: gum (pronounced something like ghum, not like gum) basically means classless, baseless, crude, etc…
many of our gangsters are also gum. basically: if you actively have perfectly good teeth taken out of your mouth just so you can have a “passion gap” (also refered to as a “front loader”) you are probably gum.
i think it originated with cape coloured afrikaans (a um… “unique” twist on the afrikaans language).
learn something new every day.
disclaimer: my afrikaans sucks! if i spelt it wrong or if you have a better definition: that’s what the comments are for!

bad news for the nintendo (stupid name) wii:
magic box has a little bit about castlevania and the-console-formely-known-as-the-revolution (TCFKATR):
“Castlevania producer Koji Igarashi said that Castlevania does not fit with Wii, because the Wii market is for people who want to have new experience, these type of people do not have time to play lengthy games like Castlevania; also he does not have a good idea to make use of the Wii controller in the game.”
this doesn’t mean that castlevania won’t be on the TCFKATR as i’m sure that if there’s a demand it’ll be met. and they’ll find a way off making the controller work or just use the classic controller that is made for the downloadable roms.

good news for the nintendo console-name-that-should-not-be:
that’s right: TCFKATR will have emulators to emulate old nintendo systems and the sega genisis! games will be downloadable. prices unknown. sega promis a best-of selection.

and now to finally finish off my file system.
i think i got all my pointers sorted out now…
only 2.5 days late… *sigh*

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2 Responses to bad news wii good news wii

  1. Mr Angry says:

    That’s one of the Beverley Hills Cop movies right? Ummmm, the first one?

  2. totalwaste says:

    that’s “pessin gep”, and is usually followed by “elvis! takes me laak aa ees!”

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