who let the fucking dogg out? (warning: swearing!) also: sign the petition (under rants, unrelated to snoop)

yeah i know it’s a corny title but they let that fucking criminal out!
firstly they claim WITH ABSOLUTELY NO PROOF WHATSOEVER that snoop’s arrest was racially motivated!
this completely contradicts the fact (reported by scotland yard) that SEVEN POLICE OFFICERS WERE INJURED BY HIM AND HIS ENTOURAGE!
shut your flapping lie-holes! he was arrested because he was causing a disturbance (in an airport no less) and he assaulted police officers.
and then they let the fuckhole out!
seriously. snoop was sitting in jail, arrested after assaulting police officers, and one of nelson mandella’s daughters uses the foreign affairs department to get him released so that he can come to south africa and rap in some concerts…
what… the… fuck…
The release was effected after former president Nelson Mandela’s daughter, Zinzi Mandela, apparently approached the department of foreign affairs to get him out of the cells.
well i suppose since our last 2 presidents have been in jail, our ex-deputy pres is currently being tried for rape and corruption, and most of parliment has a criminal record, i suppose then its ok to import criminals!
we have enough fucking criminals in the country already!
we don’t need any more!
especially violent fuckwits that assault police officers!
its not like he’s here saving lives or anything socially responsible… he’s making money!
he’s been released from jail in another country so that he can come here, rap to the kids of SA that crime and gansterism is cool, make some cash, and then fuck off home without ever paying for his crimes!
fuck you south african government! fuck you right in the eye with a screwdriver! i hope you fucking die!

oh yeah… while talking about criminals and government needing to pull their thumbs out of their asses:
SIX WEEKS OF SECURITY GUARDS ON VIOLENT STRIKES!!!!
for fuck’s sake! sort this shit out!
four other unions have accepted the 8% increase offer. satawu refuses 8% and wants 11%, and they’re willing to kill to get it:
there’s been a recent shootout (this morning) between working security guards and striking security guards (or as i like to call them: stupid fuckers!),
the stupid fuckers disrupted rally meetings (held by cosatu) yesterday by becoming violent (they brought baseball bats, sticks, and shambocks) and trashing the stage and media equipment,
they’ve been dragging working security guards out of their place of work and beating them (seriously injuring them),
they’ve trashed the dept of labour offices in pretoria (room to room, destroying everything),
they’ve stoned cars on highways (N2 i think),
they’ve thrown rocks, sticks, and bottles at police,
they’ve thrown people from trains (killing 6),
and they’ve been caught on camera doing all this shit.
of course satawu (the union behind this) doesn’t claim responsibility. they blame the police and some mysterious 3rd force.
BULLSHIT YOU FUCKING LIERS !!!!
the workers have lost so much money (in wages) during this strike that they’ll need to work for another year to 2 years, with the increase, just to make up what they’re losing now!
this has nothing to do with the workers’ well being and has everything to do with lining the pockets of satawu, who gets a cut of the increase!
i hope they (satawu) get stabbed in the face by an enraged, striking security guard!

and now the petition
there is an abandon games petition up.
go read it and sign it if you agree.
it may not budge the copyright holders from their current position, but it’d be nice if they were convinced that freeing their old titles is free publicity and advertising for their latest titles. it costs nothing (since there’s no more revenue coming in from the old games) and it helps create brand loyalty.
any way… go read the petition and sign it if you agree.

*sigh*
and nintendo have made a tremendous blunder (in my opinion).
as moonflake pointed out a few days ago:
nintendo have finally named the revolution.
you see “revolution” was a project name that was always going to be changed.
unfortunately the name that they’ve decided on is “Wii” pronounced “we” or “wee.”
it is probably the stupidest thing they could have called it. so many peeing jokes.
“i’m going home to play with my Wii.”
“jimmy, what are you doing?” “just playing with my Wii mom.”
“to keep it looking new, i store my Wii in a box.”
“there’s Wii on the TV.”
etc ad nausium…
not many people like the new name.

and as for a funny thing (thanks again al lowe):
look at the recipe (in french) on this site: www.leguidecuisine.com/avocatnoix.html
go to google’s translation thingie: www.google.com/language_tools
under translate, translate a webpage: type in the above adress and choose “from french to english” and laugh at the result.

i must leave now.
i need to go to the bathroom for a revolution!

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2 Responses to who let the fucking dogg out? (warning: swearing!) also: sign the petition (under rants, unrelated to snoop)

  1. totalwaste says:

    what the hell is that supposed to read? or is that the proper translation? you never can tell with french people :S

  2. zenstar says:

    it meant to be a recipe with avacados… but advocat seems to translate to lawyer too…
    (advocate vs lawyer…)
    it’s not “cooking with buffalo bill.”

    (it rubs the lotion on its skin…)–>

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